Microsoft Merriment


Bill Gates has built one of the most powerful companies in the world. This monopoly has raised the eyebrows of many a competitor and senator. If we Americans can can spend over $60 million to find out where President Clinton has dropped his drawers, why can't Janet Reno(A.K.A. The Towering Terror) start an investigation on Microsoft? Oh sure, they have tried, but apparently corporate practices in the 90'shave bent and warped the definition of monopoly so far out of alignment that our government is relatively powerless. Meanwhile, Bill Gates is preparing for God-hood.

Bill Get Rejected By VISA

Bill Goes to Heaven

If Microsoft was based in the Ozarks

Microsoft Trademarks

Microsoft Patents 1 and 0

New T.V. Dinners

Microsoft Panhandler

What Is Bill's Time Worth?

Name Change

If Microsoft Made Cars


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