Ok, Bill Gates dies and winds up in heaven. Acctually, outside of the pearly gates in a large camp of tents where people from all walks of life are sitting and sleeping. It's pretty drab. After waiting a few days, a man wearing a shirt reading "Team Peter" walks up to his tent.

"Ok, lets see. Ah, yes. William Henry Gates III." He looks at his clipboard. "Says here you were a CEO of a large computer corporation."

Bill responds, "Why yes. I was. Microsoft. And may I ask what's with the campgrounds? Why is everything so slow? And where is St. Peter?" The attendant sighs, and says, "You see, when God said 'Go forth and multiply.', He DIDN'T say 'Like Rabbits' ! Now weve got so many people dying every day, we dont know what to do! And St. Peter SURLEY cant do it all himself!"

A few days latter a different attendant, also wearing the "Team Peter" Shirt comes to Bill's tent. He tells Bill that St. Peter wishes to see him. Bill steps into St. Peters office and takes a seat. St. Peter says, "Since you were able to run such a successful computer company on Earth, we were wondering if you could do some networking for us. It would make things SO much faster!" Bill agrees and is led into the computer room. What does he see? 10,000 Apples... ALL running MacOS! Not a single Pentium chip or copy of MS Windows ANYWHERE!

Bill turns to St. Peter and screams, "WHAT?? I cant spend eternity working with machines I spent my life trying to destroy!!!" St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, but we need an Operating System that's heavenly to use. So if you want Windows, then.... GO TO HELL!"