Level 1
A definite "company" man; believes everything that he learned in the Academy; Hi-gloss bootsand leather, sewn-in military creases, etc.; believes that his Field Training Officer's words arecarved in stone by lightning bolts.
Level 2
A "company" man who accessional sneaks off duty early; doesn't remember anything from theAcademy and doesn't believe anything he hears.
Level 3
Still a semi-"company" man who always leaves early and spends half the shift pretending to dopaperwork; mooches free meals from McDonalds.
Level 4
Always reports in late due to hangover from Choir-practice and leaves early to work threeoff-duty jobs, after "milking" first call through the whole shift; stops on the way home and picksup free dinner for family and visiting relatives from Burger King.
Level 5
Checks into Detective Office as early as possible so that he will not be late to day time off-duty jobthat he works on City time.
Level 6
Uses take-home unit to take girlfriend and kids to local drive-in theater; when 16 year oldsnack bar attendant refuses to give free food and drinks, he rams his unit into the projection booth. Then tells Chief that it wasn't his fault, "the earth's axis shifted 31.5' while I was sitting still."(but he refuses an intoxilyzer test)
Level 7
After two week suspension and taking out a credit union loan to pay for new projection booth andpatrol car, he joins CLEAT, FOP, PORAC, IBPO, Teamsters, AFL-CIO, and the RevolutionaryWorkers Brigade. Busted back to uniform after telling the Chief to "Stuff it" when he was told thathe could no longer work his off-duty job on City time. He immediately goes out and writes theMayor's son a citation for "No High Beam Indicator Light" at 12:00 Noon and when the kid tears upthe ticket, he "strains" him through the vent window and works his head.
Level 8
After a two month suspension on brutality charges, our hero returns to work on the Midnight Shift, with Tuesday and every third Thursday off. Immediately after checking into service, hedrives to the 14th green of the local golf course, jacks up the right rear wheel, puts the unit intodrive (in order to show mileage on his work sheet), turns down the two-way, turns up the AM, setsthe alarm on his wrist chronograph, and crawls into the back seat for a well deserved rest.
Level 9
Our hero receive a "conditional pardon" after thwarting an attempted kidnaping of the Chief'sdaughter and is assigned to the Academy as an instructor. Within forty-eight hours the Chiefhas received ninety-seven complaints from the ACLU, EEOC, NAACP, NOW, AIM, the JewishAnti-Defamation League, and OSHA. He is immediately reassigned to Communications on thetheory that NO ONE can mess up a telephone or a radio. Within an hour, he has put all the phonelines on hold (so he can't get any calls) and has the patrol officers waving at each other as theyrandomly cris-cross the city en route to calls left over from the previous shift.
Level 10
Our hero has finally b