Politically Correct College Courses

 Well, in this enlightened age, all humans should endeavour to 
become more tolerant of other.  And what better way to learn how to 
become tolerant than through the wonderful institution of Political
Correctness.  It is totally voluntary to sign up for as many of these
courses as you wish.  However, if you do not, you are showing yourself 
to be a neo-nazi skinhead.

Please note that each course is separated into its own unique department,
to provide more of the wonderful feeling of diversity and communal
acceptance that Political Correctness embodies.  The exact list of
departments is:

AFAU = African-American Understanding
HSAU = Hispanic-American Understanding
ASAU = Asian-American Understanding
NAAU = Native-American Understanding
MWU  = Modern Woman's Understanding

WMH  = White Male Hatred

Below, you will find a brief listing of the major courses here at PCU.
This list is by no means complete, and we urge all oppressed minorities
to submit their requests for additional courses.  White males may only
submit courses if the requested courses uphold a minorities' rights,
thoughts, and opinions.

UNDERGRADUATE COURSEWORK:

Males: The Destructive Sex (WMH-100)
Professor: Dr. Cut M. Ov. 
6 credit hours
This course starts by laying the foundation for an accepting life, by
showing all of the sinister evils that males have done throughout history,
and continue to do today.  Field work includes burning white males in
effigy.

Womyn: The Oppressed Sex (MWU-100)
Professor: Dr. Ira Marie Pleezed
3 credit hours
This wonderful course shows the beauty and strength of the modern womyn,
and shows students how to understand womyn and how to avoid offending them.

Native-Americans: Victims of the Industrial Revolution (NAAU-100)
Professor: Dr. Comizar Uske Nist
3 credit hours
This course demonstrates, through the wonderful new techniques developed
by the Dr. just for this course, how the Native Americans have been 
browbeaten at the hands of the white males, and discusses possible
ways that the males can pay back their debts to right this terrible 
injustice.  No field work.