1. When dating, they end up together in front of a computer.
 2. In the street: He is the one carrying a box of floppy disks.
 3. In discussions, he's the one who starts laughing hysterically
    when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
 4. Anywhere: Red, watery eyes, and sleepy if awake before 4p.m.
 5. Bumper sticker on their car reads: My ware is harder, faster, and
    bigger than yours.
 6. Thinks a perfect Saturday night is a fast FSP-connection to a base with
    plenty of GIF's and a case of Heineken.
 7. Cancels dates because he is too occupied with a new MUD.
 8. Keeps getting caught with a Playboy by the scanner.
 9. Keeps more than 16 sheets of printouts on his desk.
10. Thinks IRC is the perfect way to get dates.