Computer Acronyms

ADA: A Dumb Arrangement A Dumb Acronym BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion C: Crud COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages build bother (with) Believe (in) Codes Only Bullshit Obsessed Labryinths Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing Compiles Only Because Of Luck Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics FORTRAN: F**ker Only Runs Through Right At Never-neverland LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses PASCAL: Programming A**holes Say: Compile! All Lunatics Programmers Against Structured Code And Language
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