Friends don't Let Friends Vote Republican

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Don't Laugh - Your Daughter Might Be In Here

Cats Flattened While You Watch

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS

Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs

Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

I'm OK. You're So-So.

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

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My kid is the one who beats up your honor student

I brake for figments of my imagination