10  Does this come in children's sizes?



9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.



8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.



7   Mom will love this.



6   Do you have this with a Kansas City Chiefs Logo on it?



5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.



4   Will you model this for me???



3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!



2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!



1   The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!